i am tired, hungry and achy so i'll make this quick just in case i start to bitch about life. lol.

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anyway, paramount champs is some interclass tourney that overworks one half of the class and gives the other half a free holiday. from my first line, you can tell which half of the class i'm on.

so anyway, we had to do a skit. here's the whole story about the skit that makes it so special.

1 month b4 prelims
everyone says: WHOA dude there's a skit thing man! lets do skit!!! yeah!!! (semangatedness)

2 weeks b4 prelims
everyone says: hey what the hell? what are we doing for skit?
everyone else says: no idea.

10 days b4 prelims
situation: lianne begs ppl to come up wif ideas cos she has a writer's block.
guys: hey let's do this script. since charles used 2 act bla bla.... (long explanation)
li: okay cool lets write the script now.

1 week b4 premlims
skit ppl: u realize it's this friday rite? the prelims. we haven't practised man. hey, let's pull out!
other ppl: i cant stay back on friday! yea lets pull out
sum other ppl: no way man! lets just try!
in the end: okay lar try...

3 days b4 prelims
li: okay lets practise it once.
(half a crappy practise that eventually ends wif us going out of class)
QUOTE:
berl: charles you better explain for yourself!
charles: hey you just cant come into my house like that! what the ****.... (stops and starts laughin)

1 day b4 prelims
li: lets practise in front of class now.
ppl: okay! lets go.
(we sucked)

prelim day
girls: hey cmon u guys. we're gonna make a fool of ourselves! lets pull out! (unanimous decision)
li: (going out to tell ms kalai) wait... wat r u guys doin?
zc: wat dya think? the sound effects for the skit.
jeremy: yeah, hey does this song sound better or this one???
girls: ?!?!??!?!???? (they're actually interested in doin this!_
girls: okay lar we wont quit.
guys: huh? who was gonna quit? (they didn't realize we were talkin abt it cos they were too engrossed in their work)

during the prelims
every1: aiyah main tembak onli. lets just have fun.
(thinks that we screwed it badly)

saturday (berl calls li)
berl: we're in the finals dear.
li: by what miscalculation?
berl: no, serious. we're in the finals. 2pm on monday.
li: someone up there must really like us...

monday (the finals)
after the draw: wat??? we're 4th? sei bad number! omg rite after 4m, they're like the best??!?! we're soooo screwed!
during out turn: we jes went up there and had some fun!
right at the end of the day: and we're announcing the results... silver... to 5 aristotle.
li: (thinks) what class is 5 aristotle? dun remember them performing.. there's 3C, 5E.... wait. that's us. that's US?!

so, to cut a long story short, we've gotten medals thanks to our faked convincingness (which we use for making excuses in class for unfinished hw), skill (maybe) and lotssss of luck. the end.

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food fight to the next level. i'll be brief.
first, a few encounters with ah po.

ahpo: hey, u better watch out for ppl with evil laughs.
li: OMG MAY!!!! HELP!!!!! GET AWAY FROM AH PO!!!!

ahpo, may & li see a guy burp at another guy.
ahpo: OMG!!!! that was sooo disgusting!!!
may: now you know what you're like.
ahpo: I'm sure im not like that
li: yeah. ur worse.

altho may's cute too
li: OMG i'm eyeing jeremy's chicken over there, looks so good.
may: yalar. dont you know lianne likes jeremy.
li: i do?
may: oops i mean chicken.

anyway, on with the food fight

scene 1 - in the toilet
ahpo: *hides behind wall in front of a BIG mirror where i can see exactly where she is*
li: sorry dear that didnt work.
ahpo: ah dun care. *throws water at li*
may & li: dun worry. we can get her later.
ahpo: *hides behind another wall*
may: hello dear.
ahpo: OHH! sorry!
li: adoi she's so lame she can lawan mr sara.

scene 2 - in the canteen
everyone gets their food.
may: woooo nice watermelon.
ahpo: *drops watermelon on table*
may: awh u poor dear.
ahpo: *throws watermelon at li and hits her shirt*
li: *throws it back and hits her skirt*
ahpo: *runs away*
may: it's ok. we hav sambal.
ahpo: *returns and continues eating*
li: *wipes sambal on ahpo's hand*
ahpo: *takes sambal and wipes on may & li's faces then runs away*
li: we'll so get her.
may: there's sambal in ur hair.
li: grr. hana would u help us give ahpo some food?
hana: too risky. :P
may & li: lets get sambal on our fingers.
li: *makes a bomb - watermelon piece wif sambal*
may & li: *sneak up on ahpo*
ahpo: OMG YOU'RE HERE!!!
li: *throws bomb that hits po's neck and slides into her shirt. we run*

scene 3 - in the hall
may: wonder where ah po is.
*very flustered girl enters hall holding pack of watermelon juice*
ahpo: wat juice do u like? i hope u like watermelon.
li: u just TRY okay. *grins*

scene 4 - outside 5A
may: jeremy i want some ice cream.
jeremy: eat it?
may: no. on my hand. thanks.
li: i'll have some too.
ahpo: *runs*
li: you can run but u can't hide!!!
may: *chases her - ah po screams and runs for her life, drops watermelon juice*
li: *grabs the juice and goes to toilet*

scene 5 - in the toilet
li: wahaha we have ur watermelon juice.
ahpo: dun care. dun wan revenge.
li: im going in. may take care of it.
may: it's okla. trust this girl.
li: ok.
ahpo: *grabs watermelon juice & throws it on may*
may: this means war!

scene 6 - at lunch
ahpo: i wanna eat spaghetti man!!!
li: i want ribena.
ahpo: *smells li's ribena*
li: disgusting! *pours a bit on ahpo's hand*
ahPo: ISSSHHH!
li: u noe if i were in america i'd push ur face into the plate. wahaha. ppl do that to bday boy/gurls into the cake.
ahpo: OMG! good idea! i will do that.
may: ur bday's b4 ours dear!
ahpo: nvm i wont come.
may: even if there's school?
ahpo: i wont come.
may: even if there's SPM trial?
ahpo: i wont come.
li: it's okay. there's such a thing as belated bday.
ahpo: WAHAHAHA! i wont come.
li: like that u dun hav to come 4 the whole year.
ahpo: *laughs evilly and throws spaghetti sauce at li*
li: omg my jeans! you biach! i need to go on stage later!!!
ahpo: *runs away*
li: jeremy, can i have this sauce off ur plate?
jeremy: er... sure.
li: *smears spag sauce on ah po's shirt* Now we're even!
ahpo: AAAAAAA!
li & may: *run*

continuation will be tomorrow. i know she'll want her revenge.
okay hope you had fun reading! wahahaha!
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