Feb 14, 2006
valentine

tuesday 14th feb aka valentines day 10.30 pm

when i think of the word 'valentine', as in how it's asked "would you be my valentine?", i think of two things (which i came up with during sunny yee's physics class).

very annoying leech emitting noises that irritate never endingly.
                                 or
very affectionate lover evoking natural tendencies in newfound emotion.

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anyway today was a great day. so many more smiling faces. gifts of emotion and appreciation. things that can touch our hearts. and then there's the occasional day-spoiler like getting caught for wearing ankle socks or being scolded for not doing our work well in bm class. but oh well, there has to be a balance somewhere rite?

berlyn gave me gerberas!!! she gave everyone gerberas. i like them now. pretty. PRETTY!!!! and so did zhen chien. i mean, he gave me gerberas. a bouquet for helping him out. awh he's such a sweet bro. hope we can do well for duet acting.

omg i have to write about ying and her crazy jokes. roughly this is the scene in class:

ying: jiali, u noe if ur palm is bigger than ur face.
jiali: oh no u dont. i know that joke!!
may: ok wait we try another one. close ur eyes.
jiali: u wont hit me rite?
ying: nooo! okay now repeat after me... owa...
jiali: ur not gonna put anything into my mouth?
ying: noOOOoooOOOO!!
jiali: ok. owa..
may: tafu...
Jiali: taufoo...
may: no, tafu.
jiali: tafu
may: ayam...
jiali: *some weird squawking noise*
may: AYAM!!!!
jiali: ayam. okay wat was the 1st one?
everyone: *groans*
(after numerous tries)
jiali: owa... tafu... ayam!!! owatafuayam!!!
li, may, ying: HAHAHHA.
jiali: huh???
may: oh what a fool i am!!!
jiali: eh?
(after she gets it)
jiali: OH.
berl: here. (gives jiali a paper with a circle in the middle saying "bang head here". jiali bangs her head)

ying: omg i have some. ok listen. how do u stuff an elephant in a fridge?
jiali: i dunno! get a big fridge?
berl: i give up, jes tell.
ying: u open the door, put it in, then close the door.
everyone: *swt*
ying: now, how do u put a giraffe in the fridge?
jiali: ah i noe! open the door, put it in, then close the door.
ying: no. you take the elephant out, then onli u put it in!!!
everyone: *double swt*
ying: all the animals go to a meeting with the lion in the jungle. who doesnt go?
berl: the tiger?
jiali: awh i dont know.
ying: the giraffe. cos it's in the fridge.
everyone: *triple swt*

mr hew comes.
ying: me\r hew, how do u put an elephant in a fridge?
hew: isnt that such an OLD question?
li: well, jes answer lar mr hew.
hew: i cant remember the answer.
everyone: *swt*
ying: okay try this. if a durian and a watermelon fall on ur head, which is more painful?
hew: the durian lah!!! (so confident)
li: no lar. ur head!
hew: *SWT*
everyone: wahahaha

ying: last one for berl. if i give u 1kg of cotton and 1kg of metal, which is heavier?
berl: er, metal?
ying: ehhe dear it's the same weight.
berl: why?
ying: cos i give u 1kg of cotton and 1kg of metal.
berl: but metal's heavier!!!
ying: but they're both 1kg
berl: but...???

so you see how we waste time? wahahhaha! it's addictive!
well happy valentines day to all, and to all a good nite!!!!


Posted at 09:14 pm by ligurl

 

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