why i choose to write this now is cos my dear ah po is sitting next to me rite now and i find her hilarious.
so it all starts at recess time. she comes down to the canteen with us and, as always, buys watermelon. i'm tryin desperately to lose weight so i buy a pack of watermelon too, and we sit down. everything is nice and peaceful until i accidentaly knock ah po and one of her watermelon pieces falls on the table.
angered, she "accidentally" throws the watermelon at me and insists she was trying to throw it onto the floor but i was too big so i was blocking her way. so, it hits me DEAD CENTRE in the stomach and falls on the floor.
so obviously the only OBVIOUS thing to do is pick it up and wipe it on her hand, causing her to freak out BIG TIME. and what does ah po do? pour watermelon juice onto her hand and flick it onto me. so both of us smell like watermelon as we get out of the canteen...
then sum1 steals her scrunchie and, naturally, she grabs for her hair (otherwise she'll lose her virginity). then she suddenly realizes that her hair has watermelon juice and FREAKS. so i offer to hold her hair for her, and she lets me.
then she realizes my hand has watermelon juice too and FREAKS EVEN MORE!!!! so in the end i just let her be and we get like far FAR up the ramp then sum1 steals her scrunchie again and she yells "OMG I'VE LOST MY VIRGINITY" so loud that jackson n sum other f4 ppl were like laughing and i told her it was such an open confession. sheesh.
but i love her anyway.
Posted at 01:30 pm by ligurl
