i am going to continue my blogging at the weirdest time [in the midst of trial exams] for the weirdest reason [which you'll find out soon] because i feel i need to continue writing to keep myself happy.

Okay. Imagine yourself happily driving in a car at night, when you come to an intersection with no lights on and you decide to cross. You're already past when this fast car comes out of nowhere, slamming into back of your car sideways [like what happened in Nickelback's "Someday" mv only not as bad]

Perhaps it was your fault. Or maybe his. Or hers. Or whoevers.

But does he stop? No. He slows down to see what happened [typical M'sian KPC] then drives off.

Never mind that the left back light is lying on the road in 2791 pieces. Never mind that the bumper in not attached to the car anymore. Never mind that people could be injured and need help.

How would you know if it were a poor, innocent man inside the car who was driving home after a long day's work to his wife and 7 children? Or perhaps a young girl, who just got her driving licence, who has no idea what to do in an accident and will be screamed at by her abusive parents?

We don't know. And yet, we don't stop.

You know, I would be even angrier if it were my own car that was hit. I just saw this incident near my house - I don't even know the guy, but I feel angry all the same.

Just some weeks/months ago, my friend Ying Yi had an accident - this gigantic lorry or cement-mixer thingymajig nearly slammed her into the curb and caused a giant depression on her left car door. And what did the lorry driver do? Yes, folks, that's right. He drove off.

You know, some day these people have to take responsibility for what they've done. Perhaps you may say I'm being far-fetched - but these things happen every day. What if it happens to you?

Would you live with the guilt? Or are you that heartless?

[okay i feel a lot better. wheee. don't hit and run. take responsibility for your actions.]

most people would think i reallly like this ah po person. well, actually i do! who wouldn't love her for the things she says?

li: hey lets be bitchy today.
ahpo: okayyyy! like totally.
li: whatever
ahpo: hey li, u suck like a bamboo tree.
(everybody nearly dies laughing)
li: sorry dear that didnt work.

friday: i thought since there's only ONE break perhaps we could escape from food fights. i was wrong.

ahpo: lianne u want this lychee? (she's drinking that whatchamacallit with lychee n longan and all)
li: okay lar. i'll hav it.
ahpo: here. shoves it at my mouth.
li: omg *nearly chokes*
may: woi! apa ni!
ahpo: *throws lychee juice on may's hair and runs*
li & may: grrrrr dat gurl!!!

therefore, i have written a poem for her. a sajak actually. it's not solely dedicated to her, but also to may and ying who have been my fellow comrades in the past battles.

tanganmu berbekalkan
potongan tembikai
yang kaubaling
mengenai bajuku.
aku menerima lontaranmu
dengan penuh kasih sayang.

aku tidak peduli
betapa pedasnya sambal
yang kausapukan pada mukaku
betapa sejuknya kiub ais
yang kaumasukkan dalam bajuku
betapa menjijikkan sayur kubis
yang kau lumurkan pada rambutku
betapa banyaknya air
yang kaucurah
semuanya untukku.

mungkin kaufikir aku ni gila
disebabkan pendapatku ini
yang kurang siuman.

namun setiap makanan yang kaulontar
mendorong seukir senyuman
mencetus ketawa yang berlanjutan
mendesak suatu kemesraan
dan mencipta sekepal memori
yang kupegang selama-lamanya.

kalau kotor pun tidak mengapa
kerana mandi dapat membersihkannya.
tetapi airnya tidak mampu mencuci
segala pengalaman manis ini.

aku tidak membenarkannya.

Nice or not? lol.
warning note to ah po: ambush me one more time and i'll send this into the school magazine okay? LoL. love u lar ur so blur.

i am tired, hungry and achy so i'll make this quick just in case i start to bitch about life. lol.

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anyway, paramount champs is some interclass tourney that overworks one half of the class and gives the other half a free holiday. from my first line, you can tell which half of the class i'm on.

so anyway, we had to do a skit. here's the whole story about the skit that makes it so special.

1 month b4 prelims
everyone says: WHOA dude there's a skit thing man! lets do skit!!! yeah!!! (semangatedness)

2 weeks b4 prelims
everyone says: hey what the hell? what are we doing for skit?
everyone else says: no idea.

10 days b4 prelims
situation: lianne begs ppl to come up wif ideas cos she has a writer's block.
guys: hey let's do this script. since charles used 2 act bla bla.... (long explanation)
li: okay cool lets write the script now.

1 week b4 premlims
skit ppl: u realize it's this friday rite? the prelims. we haven't practised man. hey, let's pull out!
other ppl: i cant stay back on friday! yea lets pull out
sum other ppl: no way man! lets just try!
in the end: okay lar try...

3 days b4 prelims
li: okay lets practise it once.
(half a crappy practise that eventually ends wif us going out of class)
QUOTE:
berl: charles you better explain for yourself!
charles: hey you just cant come into my house like that! what the ****.... (stops and starts laughin)

1 day b4 prelims
li: lets practise in front of class now.
ppl: okay! lets go.
(we sucked)

prelim day
girls: hey cmon u guys. we're gonna make a fool of ourselves! lets pull out! (unanimous decision)
li: (going out to tell ms kalai) wait... wat r u guys doin?
zc: wat dya think? the sound effects for the skit.
jeremy: yeah, hey does this song sound better or this one???
girls: ?!?!??!?!???? (they're actually interested in doin this!_
girls: okay lar we wont quit.
guys: huh? who was gonna quit? (they didn't realize we were talkin abt it cos they were too engrossed in their work)

during the prelims
every1: aiyah main tembak onli. lets just have fun.
(thinks that we screwed it badly)

saturday (berl calls li)
berl: we're in the finals dear.
li: by what miscalculation?
berl: no, serious. we're in the finals. 2pm on monday.
li: someone up there must really like us...

monday (the finals)
after the draw: wat??? we're 4th? sei bad number! omg rite after 4m, they're like the best??!?! we're soooo screwed!
during out turn: we jes went up there and had some fun!
right at the end of the day: and we're announcing the results... silver... to 5 aristotle.
li: (thinks) what class is 5 aristotle? dun remember them performing.. there's 3C, 5E.... wait. that's us. that's US?!

so, to cut a long story short, we've gotten medals thanks to our faked convincingness (which we use for making excuses in class for unfinished hw), skill (maybe) and lotssss of luck. the end.

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food fight to the next level. i'll be brief.
first, a few encounters with ah po.

ahpo: hey, u better watch out for ppl with evil laughs.
li: OMG MAY!!!! HELP!!!!! GET AWAY FROM AH PO!!!!

ahpo, may & li see a guy burp at another guy.
ahpo: OMG!!!! that was sooo disgusting!!!
may: now you know what you're like.
ahpo: I'm sure im not like that
li: yeah. ur worse.

altho may's cute too
li: OMG i'm eyeing jeremy's chicken over there, looks so good.
may: yalar. dont you know lianne likes jeremy.
li: i do?
may: oops i mean chicken.

anyway, on with the food fight

scene 1 - in the toilet
ahpo: *hides behind wall in front of a BIG mirror where i can see exactly where she is*
li: sorry dear that didnt work.
ahpo: ah dun care. *throws water at li*
may & li: dun worry. we can get her later.
ahpo: *hides behind another wall*
may: hello dear.
ahpo: OHH! sorry!
li: adoi she's so lame she can lawan mr sara.

scene 2 - in the canteen
everyone gets their food.
may: woooo nice watermelon.
ahpo: *drops watermelon on table*
may: awh u poor dear.
ahpo: *throws watermelon at li and hits her shirt*
li: *throws it back and hits her skirt*
ahpo: *runs away*
may: it's ok. we hav sambal.
ahpo: *returns and continues eating*
li: *wipes sambal on ahpo's hand*
ahpo: *takes sambal and wipes on may & li's faces then runs away*
li: we'll so get her.
may: there's sambal in ur hair.
li: grr. hana would u help us give ahpo some food?
hana: too risky. :P
may & li: lets get sambal on our fingers.
li: *makes a bomb - watermelon piece wif sambal*
may & li: *sneak up on ahpo*
ahpo: OMG YOU'RE HERE!!!
li: *throws bomb that hits po's neck and slides into her shirt. we run*

scene 3 - in the hall
may: wonder where ah po is.
*very flustered girl enters hall holding pack of watermelon juice*
ahpo: wat juice do u like? i hope u like watermelon.
li: u just TRY okay. *grins*

scene 4 - outside 5A
may: jeremy i want some ice cream.
jeremy: eat it?
may: no. on my hand. thanks.
li: i'll have some too.
ahpo: *runs*
li: you can run but u can't hide!!!
may: *chases her - ah po screams and runs for her life, drops watermelon juice*
li: *grabs the juice and goes to toilet*

scene 5 - in the toilet
li: wahaha we have ur watermelon juice.
ahpo: dun care. dun wan revenge.
li: im going in. may take care of it.
may: it's okla. trust this girl.
li: ok.
ahpo: *grabs watermelon juice & throws it on may*
may: this means war!

scene 6 - at lunch
ahpo: i wanna eat spaghetti man!!!
li: i want ribena.
ahpo: *smells li's ribena*
li: disgusting! *pours a bit on ahpo's hand*
ahPo: ISSSHHH!
li: u noe if i were in america i'd push ur face into the plate. wahaha. ppl do that to bday boy/gurls into the cake.
ahpo: OMG! good idea! i will do that.
may: ur bday's b4 ours dear!
ahpo: nvm i wont come.
may: even if there's school?
ahpo: i wont come.
may: even if there's SPM trial?
ahpo: i wont come.
li: it's okay. there's such a thing as belated bday.
ahpo: WAHAHAHA! i wont come.
li: like that u dun hav to come 4 the whole year.
ahpo: *laughs evilly and throws spaghetti sauce at li*
li: omg my jeans! you biach! i need to go on stage later!!!
ahpo: *runs away*
li: jeremy, can i have this sauce off ur plate?
jeremy: er... sure.
li: *smears spag sauce on ah po's shirt* Now we're even!
ahpo: AAAAAAA!
li & may: *run*

continuation will be tomorrow. i know she'll want her revenge.
okay hope you had fun reading! wahahaha!
-end-

i noe. long time no blog.

anyway this is about may may 1st. we played "say it to me baby/don't say it", that radio word game thingy. here's the convo.

ying: (whispers to me) make may say buffalo milk.
li: okay. may, u know there's this animal what wades around in mud.
may: uh huh.
li: yea. it wades around in mud in paddy fields. do you know what animal that is?
may: a pig?
li & ying: ?!?!???

hehe but may got it in the end. yay! she had a harder time with the word 'appreciate'

li: when ur grateful for something, you are *dash* something
may: thank you.
li: huh? only one word dear
may: thanks?
li: NOOOOOO! *groans*

but anyway the worst thing today was ah po n the orea (ciplak punya one actually) cream. this happened during lunch and after lunch.

may: *puts gravy on ah po's hand"
ah po: GRRRRR!!!!
(pause)
ah po: lianne don't eat the cream on your oreo, u'll become fat.
li: but then it's a waste
ah po: give me. *rolls cream into a flat piece and sticks it on may*
may: wooo, plasticine. *sticks it back on ah po*
ah po: AAARRRGGGHHHH!!! *smears cream on li & may's faces then RUNS LIKE HELL*
may: lets take this cream.
li: okay, wait 4 her to get back
(ah po comes back)
ying: hey, ah po. there's this palmistry thing i need to show u...
li: (whisper) lets get her knees from under the table.
may: one, two, three. (li & may smear cream on ah po's knees.
ah po: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!
(ah po takes oreo wrapper and wipes it on may's hair)
may: dun worry, we'll get her back later

back in class

li: ooh! ooh! i got an idea! *puts cellotape on ah po's chair*
may: YAY! *helps me put more*
ah po: *sees us putting then stares at the chair*
li: dun worry, it's not too sticky. *sits down*
may: yea see! *sits down too*
ah po: im sure there's sumthin else!
may: ah, yes there is!
(ah po sits there examining hard... there isnt anything actually. jes wanted 2 kacau her)

finally toilet at the end of the day

li: hmm... perfect opportunity. *splashes ah po with water*
ah po: AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
li: *hides in cubicle against door so any water ah po throws in doesnt get me*
(ah po goes into cubicle)
li, may, ying: one, two, three...
*SPLASH*
ah po: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the end

sunday 26th feb 06 9pm

just a quickie. really there's so much to say abt forensics i dun even know where to start. it was AMAZING. really, it was an excellent experience. i dun care im gonna try sneak back next yr. :P

a really amazing part of the forensics was the frens n stuff we did (with and to them). first and most importantly (ur gonna kill me berl), berlyn was a guy on the 1st day, gay on the 2nd day, and a she-male on the 3rd. LOL. poor gurl. if i can still call her a girl that is. :P

anyway, just wanna say congrats to sri KDU n VI. not onli did we do well (esp VI), we really set a great example by being super close. wheeee!

ah, a full coverage of the competition later.

for now, my dear ol dad. he's known as mr malaprop, as well as the person with the worst english in our house excluding the dog. in this scene, my mom's trying to tell him a joke she read online.

mom: if there is this mute guy and he wants to buy a toothbrush, what does he do?
dad: er.... err....
me: *pretends to brush teeth*
dad: oh wait i got that email before. that's not the joke!
mom: what does the mute do then?
dad: er... actually... what's a mute?
mom n me: *nearly die laughing*
dad: ah! i know. someone who can't hear!!!
mom n me: *nearly die laughing again*
me: must be (sarcastically). cos you press mute on your TV button to put off the sound.
dad: yea! see! so a mute is someone who cant hear.

no wonder he didnt become an english teacher! :P
ciao all

monday 20th feb 2006 9.19pm

okay i'm not supposed to be hyper. can i even help it? i spent the whole day out making people laugh (cos of my duet acting) and it was such a refreshing experience. the competition is in 2 days and we're still pretty nervous. dang!

well anyway, cheerleading was like so fun today! really, these ppl are like HILARIOUS! first there's hooi shan (is that the rite spelling?) and she goes like "CUT!!!" and we're like "it's CHEER not the movies, darl!"

and sharifah, obviously. they like caught jasmine in an awkward angle and were like yelling "OMG HELP ME!!!" and finally when they plopped on the floor sharifah was like "you evil... we were like there dying for help and you were like standing there and laughing!"

then there's always our new terms for stuff.

elevator = sky
full x = sky sky
swedish falls = fish falls = fish balls

how imaginative ne? :P

but the funniest thing was pranking berl today. i mean i noe it was mean and stuff but we were so hyped up we just called her (sharifah did), and told her that azalea like fell and her ass was numb and all that! omg! berl so freaked out!

then we were like "we are the green house cheer team, and we say GOTCHA!!!!" and berl nearly blew up totally. haha. poor kid. love her all the same.

anyway jes a shoutout to all the people in forensics, GOOD LUCK!!! break a leg and lets win some medals, baby! *woo*

-ligurl-

sunday 19th feb 2006 9.27pm

<continuation from title> and do u know why?

cos i've been working on a fanfic! and seriously, i'm into it alright! if you do not approve of yaoi, dont even ASK to see it. i'm warning you.

(non-yaoi lovers DONT read this paragraph)
It's about Malfoy x Potter, and this time Harry's the seme and it's just such a hot couple it thrills me so to write something about it. i wish i could draw though, eessshhh. :P i'll post up the link for those who are interested in reading it. once it's finished, of course.

anyway i ache. in descending order of most painful: back, neck, shoulders, leg, ankles, everywhere else. i need a break. not literally BREAK. must get better by tomoro or else!!!!

alaaaaa i have no mood to blog. must get back to my fanfic!!! muahahahhahahhaha!!!!!! *evil grin*

tuesday 14th feb aka valentines day 10.30 pm

when i think of the word 'valentine', as in how it's asked "would you be my valentine?", i think of two things (which i came up with during sunny yee's physics class).

very annoying leech emitting noises that irritate never endingly.
                                 or
very affectionate lover evoking natural tendencies in newfound emotion.

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anyway today was a great day. so many more smiling faces. gifts of emotion and appreciation. things that can touch our hearts. and then there's the occasional day-spoiler like getting caught for wearing ankle socks or being scolded for not doing our work well in bm class. but oh well, there has to be a balance somewhere rite?

berlyn gave me gerberas!!! she gave everyone gerberas. i like them now. pretty. PRETTY!!!! and so did zhen chien. i mean, he gave me gerberas. a bouquet for helping him out. awh he's such a sweet bro. hope we can do well for duet acting.

omg i have to write about ying and her crazy jokes. roughly this is the scene in class:

ying: jiali, u noe if ur palm is bigger than ur face.
jiali: oh no u dont. i know that joke!!
may: ok wait we try another one. close ur eyes.
jiali: u wont hit me rite?
ying: nooo! okay now repeat after me... owa...
jiali: ur not gonna put anything into my mouth?
ying: noOOOoooOOOO!!
jiali: ok. owa..
may: tafu...
Jiali: taufoo...
may: no, tafu.
jiali: tafu
may: ayam...
jiali: *some weird squawking noise*
may: AYAM!!!!
jiali: ayam. okay wat was the 1st one?
everyone: *groans*
(after numerous tries)
jiali: owa... tafu... ayam!!! owatafuayam!!!
li, may, ying: HAHAHHA.
jiali: huh???
may: oh what a fool i am!!!
jiali: eh?
(after she gets it)
jiali: OH.
berl: here. (gives jiali a paper with a circle in the middle saying "bang head here". jiali bangs her head)

ying: omg i have some. ok listen. how do u stuff an elephant in a fridge?
jiali: i dunno! get a big fridge?
berl: i give up, jes tell.
ying: u open the door, put it in, then close the door.
everyone: *swt*
ying: now, how do u put a giraffe in the fridge?
jiali: ah i noe! open the door, put it in, then close the door.
ying: no. you take the elephant out, then onli u put it in!!!
everyone: *double swt*
ying: all the animals go to a meeting with the lion in the jungle. who doesnt go?
berl: the tiger?
jiali: awh i dont know.
ying: the giraffe. cos it's in the fridge.
everyone: *triple swt*

mr hew comes.
ying: me\r hew, how do u put an elephant in a fridge?
hew: isnt that such an OLD question?
li: well, jes answer lar mr hew.
hew: i cant remember the answer.
everyone: *swt*
ying: okay try this. if a durian and a watermelon fall on ur head, which is more painful?
hew: the durian lah!!! (so confident)
li: no lar. ur head!
hew: *SWT*
everyone: wahahaha

ying: last one for berl. if i give u 1kg of cotton and 1kg of metal, which is heavier?
berl: er, metal?
ying: ehhe dear it's the same weight.
berl: why?
ying: cos i give u 1kg of cotton and 1kg of metal.
berl: but metal's heavier!!!
ying: but they're both 1kg
berl: but...???

so you see how we waste time? wahahhaha! it's addictive!
well happy valentines day to all, and to all a good nite!!!!