sunday 12/2/2006 7.40pm

yaoi is the most beautiful thing ever created. instead of making women the subject of disgusting ridicule, why not use men? i just love to watch a man take advantage of another. oh, such muscular bodies they have too!!! *dies of nosebleed*

no, but honestly. i can't get enough of it. it's starting to haunt me in reality too!!! i quote that guy... is it hon win ar? 4got everyone's name already. anyway, he n ben were supposed 2 act gay and take off each others' shirts.

so he said "i'm your present. unwrap me." omg i soooo felt chills down my spine!!! mayb i should take a break from this yaoi business. no time to get horny. LoL.

anyway, sam had his birthday party and i realized that those ex-lick hung guys (chinese market ppl included) are really not bad lookin and some have real hot bodies. why am i even mentioning this in public? LoL.

it was a great party, tho i had to blow my pocket to get sam that friggin guitar. but hey, solid top spruce. i couldnt believe my eyes. it's not too bad, just RM490. i may end up paying RM200 but sam will pay me back somehow. *issues a public warning to sam*

today i went shopping with zhen chien at OU and my gawd he's clueless. thank God i knew what he was looking for. *perasans* but i shouldn't talk, i didnt even get anything for lionel! *pounds my head for being an ass*

what else have a missed? oh did you know juliana and i look really alike? well now you know. check out frenster 4 pics i guess. all for now. should b studying for physics 2moro but i'm sure i'll flunk anyway. so yeah, ciaozies.

btw i found some highly recommended harry potter doujinshis. omg they sound juicy!!! *love* i watched YnM today and it's confirmed, my love for Tsuzuki Asato has not even wavered since the very first day. oh Tsuzuki... you are the one for me!!! altho u n Hisoka make a cute couple. if there's any chance the next season is coming out, somebody tell me!!!!!!

friday 10th february 2006 11.25p.m.

oh my friggin gawd. i jes realized i wrote 9th on all my worksheets in school. damnit.

anyway today started off in utter deafness.

mom: GET UP!!! Do you want bread or cereal?
li: yes.
mom: i asked you, bread or cereal???
li: yes, that's fine.
mom: i'm asking you, this or that?
li: our house has a rat?
mom: oh forget it make your own breakfast.

thus i go to school, do all the shit i have to do, etc. and during break i'm mugging like crazy to finish my chemistry (which was due yesterday) and here goes the deafness again.

ah po: (hits my hand)
li: WhAT?
ah po: what she really said --> accidentally
       what i heard --> see natalie
li: HuH? who's natalie?

i am so glad i can finally hear now. apparently my horribly hardened earwax embedded itself (and probably diffused) onto my eardrum. believe me it hurts like shite to vacumm that off ur ear.

yeah i nearly forgot. ying and i were on the way downstairs...

li: where're u goin?
ying: to see ms linda
li: i'm lookin for pn ramlah, she's in the same staffroom.
ying: okay.
...
li: ala ms lydia's not ere.
ying: who's ms lydia?
li: u wanted to see her?
ying: LINDA, darling!!! oh my gawd.

anyway cheerleading is something totally scary and freaky and absurdly painful. imagine saying "make our day!" and going into an excrutiatingly painful split position while balancing on nothing but ur aching hamstrings and pointing ur fingers up to the crowd while smiling.

so more stuff to come. got forensics tomorrow so i have to wake up or else dad will shoot me cos he cancelled his business deal to send me there.

-end-

thursday 9th of february 9.35 p.m.
status: attempting to do khairiah hw while writing a blog (and failing miserably)

whooopee!
*sings*
here i am, once again... i'm falling to pieces
*chokes n faints*

yea i'm so happy to start up this bloggie again. well it's a new one. but heck. anyway.

so there's so much to catch up on. ah, if u wanna noe wat's been goin on, check out ying's blog at http://offensivedefence.blogdrive.com cos i'm a lazy bum.

anyway, lets begin with today. typical day at the weirdest school in the history of mankind. our principal (who seems to hav had either a total change of character, or PMS) says that roses are not allowed to b sold on valentine's day cos.... wait for it...

"If one student gets a rose and the other doesn't, then the other will b sad and will go home and tell her parents and they'll call the school."

For gawd's sake, if i were that parent and my kid told me that i'd tell him to get a life. sheesh.

anyway, okay here's a funny thing. i'm half-deaf in one ear. honestly. meaning my ability of hearing has been reduced by 25%!!! darn. but it's tough, being like this. berlin n may keep saying things and all i go is "WHAAT?"

funny thing before i leave. at lunch, my dear ah po (aka tze ee) steals my food off (which she transferred to) may's plate and drops it on the table. that's bad enough. then she debates wif may abt how the fork is too smooth so the food falls of easily.

anyway get this next part here.

may: i'm done eating. (picks up food from table n puts it on her plate)
ah po: *poke* *prod* (at the vegetables) *then eats them*
may: omg ah po, why are u eating that? i took it off from the table.
ah po: *POOOIIII* OHHHHH MYYYYYY GAAAAWWWDDDD!!!
everyone at table: *laughs*
lianne: huh? wat happened? *deafness*

by the way, a note to all. this blog is for laughs, funny stuff and all. if u feel depressed n want a laugh come here. if u feel depressed and want to depress urself further, go to http://piecesofsoul.blogdrive.com/

bye!!! hope i can hear better by tomorrow so i can pick up more funny stuff from the weird school of weirdos.