most people would think i reallly like this ah po person. well, actually i do! who wouldn't love her for the things she says?

li: hey lets be bitchy today.
ahpo: okayyyy! like totally.
li: whatever
ahpo: hey li, u suck like a bamboo tree.
(everybody nearly dies laughing)
li: sorry dear that didnt work.

friday: i thought since there's only ONE break perhaps we could escape from food fights. i was wrong.

ahpo: lianne u want this lychee? (she's drinking that whatchamacallit with lychee n longan and all)
li: okay lar. i'll hav it.
ahpo: here. shoves it at my mouth.
li: omg *nearly chokes*
may: woi! apa ni!
ahpo: *throws lychee juice on may's hair and runs*
li & may: grrrrr dat gurl!!!

therefore, i have written a poem for her. a sajak actually. it's not solely dedicated to her, but also to may and ying who have been my fellow comrades in the past battles.

tanganmu berbekalkan
potongan tembikai
yang kaubaling
mengenai bajuku.
aku menerima lontaranmu
dengan penuh kasih sayang.

aku tidak peduli
betapa pedasnya sambal
yang kausapukan pada mukaku
betapa sejuknya kiub ais
yang kaumasukkan dalam bajuku
betapa menjijikkan sayur kubis
yang kau lumurkan pada rambutku
betapa banyaknya air
yang kaucurah
semuanya untukku.

mungkin kaufikir aku ni gila
disebabkan pendapatku ini
yang kurang siuman.

namun setiap makanan yang kaulontar
mendorong seukir senyuman
mencetus ketawa yang berlanjutan
mendesak suatu kemesraan
dan mencipta sekepal memori
yang kupegang selama-lamanya.

kalau kotor pun tidak mengapa
kerana mandi dapat membersihkannya.
tetapi airnya tidak mampu mencuci
segala pengalaman manis ini.

aku tidak membenarkannya.

Nice or not? lol.
warning note to ah po: ambush me one more time and i'll send this into the school magazine okay? LoL. love u lar ur so blur.